Homopaaltjes

In het Kralingse Bos, in de Nederlandse stad Rotterdam, geven ‘homopaaltjes’ binnenkort aan waar mannen elkaar nog mogen binnendoen en waar niet. Territoriale erectiepolitiek.
Rotterdam stelt letterlijk paal en perk aan de hitsige expansiedrift van haar homo’s. De stadsautoriteiten vinden het niet kunnen dat de lokale scène het hele Kralingsche Bos besproeit als paardomein. Zeker nu het zomert, en families met kinderen passeren. Speciale paaltjes, geschilderd in de kleuren van de regenboog, moeten daarom in de toekomst aangeven waar de bospoepers welkom zijn, en waar ze beter niet lozen.
Blauwe ballen? Nu bij wet geordonneerd.
Behalve stokken in de grond, komen er ook extra afvalbakken. Voor de papieren zakdoekjes. Voor de lege staaltjes smeermiddel. Voor de gebruikte rubbertjes. Zie de gemeenteraad nog in staat te discussiëren over de vuilniszakken: PMD of GFT? Misschien inspireert de stad Mechelen. De intercommunale heeft daar nu roze vuilniszakken ingevoerd.
Opvallend ook: wie door de standsdiensten buiten de homozone al wippend wordt betrapt, krijgt een fikse boete. Geflikkerd worden, krijgt opeens een heel andere betekenis. En nochtans: in het orgasme grenzeloos.
Onwillekeurig doet het me denken aan die afgerasterde perkjes in het straatbeeld, waar honden uitgelaten hun ding mogen doen. Zweem van vrijheid. En wind aan de poep. Rotterdam? Chichimadam.
Hopelijk komt hiertegen protest. De maatregel is onterend. Kleuterachtig. Naïef. Saai ook. Je wil als homo niet gewoon wachten bij een geverfde staak. Waar het net om gaat is spanning. En onzichtbaarheid.
Wat er mis is met Nederland? De duffe rukkertjes hebben er de macht in handen. En neuken zegt hen niets.
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